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Waiter, there appears to be a bear in my cocoa.
idiosyncratic, scintillating, & easily transported
<3
Even if I don’t get this job, I’d like to think I’ve grown up into a real adult. Nice and pretty-like.
Sometimes I feel like this.
Rad. As. Fuck.
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(via sabino)
Look at this fucking Dealbreaker:
You’re An American Apparel Model
Okay, so we’ve been dating for a while now and you have yet to put pants on. I’m sorry, but I can’t introduce you to my family while you’re wearing a see through mesh bodysuit. I just don’t think my grandmother would appreciate an up close view of your vagina. Just a hunch I had. Ugh. This is really hard for me to say, but- I’m sorry, can you cover your nipples for ONE second? This is kind of important. I don’t think this is working out, and- no, I don’t know where you can get some more coke, but that’s sort of the prob- it’s really hard for me to have this conversation with you when you’re writhing around on the floor like a sexy jellyfish. Use your bones like people do. Also, you’re always rubbing your eyes and looking bewildered like you just woke up from a nightmare. Have you been sleeping on the floor again? Oh, this is pretty troubling, but you seem to have a habit of yelling “Dov!” while we’re having sex and then bursting out laughing and THEN crying. You know that’s not my name, right? And how many “corporate retreats” does your company take you on? You’re always leaving for days on end, and you always wake up in dingy basements. Your “job” is starting to sound like you’re just being routinely kidnapped every few days. Well, I guess that’s it. I actually feel a lot better, thanks for finally listening. Babe? Sweetie? You okay? Oh shit. Oh no! Wake up! Does anyone have any cocaine? Perhaps a Polaroid camera? Some sugar free Red Bull, maybe? Get me a flash drive with Girl Talk on it, STAT! A life is hanging in the balance!
Music
List 10 musical artists you like, in no specific order (do this before reading the questions below). Really, don’t read the questions below until you pick your ten artists!!!
01. Belle & Sebastian
02. Fiest
03. Fiona Apple
04. Of Montreal
05. Radiohead
06. Rilo Kiley
07. Uffie
08. Beirut
09. Bjork
10. Fleet Foxes
What was the first song you ever heard by 6?
Pictures of Success
What is your favorite song of 8?
Elephant Gun
What kind of impact has 1 left on your life?
They got me through almost 5 months in Japan this year.
What is your favorite lyric of 5?
“I’m a reasonable man, get off my case.”
How many times have you seen 4 live?
0
What is your favorite song by 7?
Pop the Glock
Is there any song by 3 that makes you sad?
Hm, that’s sort of what she’s all about. I guess I love Parting Gift and Paper Bag. They make me reminiscent. Not sad, though.
What is your favorite song by 9?
The Anchor Song. Hands down.
When did you first get into 2?
Maybe 2 years ago?
How did you get into 3?
Always liked her since I was 15, when she released Tidal. Guess I really go into her in 2006. Sort of just forced myself back into her after hearing “Not About Love.”
What is your favorite song by 4?
Fuck. So very, very many. “Don’t Ask Me To Explain” “Everything Disappears When You Come Around.” Everything off of Hissing Fauna, Are You The Destroyer?
How many times have you seen 9 live?
That would be 0.
What is a good memory concerning 2?
Meeting James back in the fall of 2008 and playing “Inside and Out ” alot. That whole album is definitely one I associate with our relationship together.
Is there a song by 8 that makes you sad?
The Akara, my theme song.
What is your favorite song of 1?
Either “I’m Waking Up To Us” or “If She Wants Me”
How did you become a fan of 10?
My boo, James.
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